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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Jessica Simpson Won't, Porn Star Will

Jessica Simpson, known for her riveting performance as Daisy Duke in the Hollywood epic “The Dukes of Hazzard” and her erudite political analysis, turned down an invitation to meet with President George W. Bush at a major Republican fund-raiser. National Republican Congressional Committee spokesman Carl Forti told Reuters he was surprised at Simpson's position. Forti said the Republican group had even arranged for Simpson to dine at one of the head tables with U.S. House of Representatives Majority Leader John Boehner, an Ohio Republican.

Never fear, blond feminine pulchritude will be well represented at the dinner. Mary Carey, the XXX porn diva who caused an uproar last year for dining with President Bush is looking forward to the event. "I'm really excited to be going back to Washington, D.C., to see the president again," said Carey. "Everyone thinks that politicians are stuffy, but we all had a great time last year, and I had fun signing a lot of autographs. Wait till they see that I have lost 20 pounds since the last time they saw me. Watch out Mr. President!"

They say politics makes for strange bedfellows. Remember Marilyn Monroe, who took the expression quite literally. Of course Republican politicians are above salivating over starlets and porn stars. It's purely a matter of business. The NRCC hopes the $2,500-per-plate dinner event will raise $7.5 million for Republican candidates in the congressional midterm elections in November.

Some might point to a certain irony in having porn stars attend, but those critics are missing how important this will be as a way for the Republican party to really demonstrate that it does indeed have a big tent. The sacrifices our leaders are willing to make for us can be truly inspiring. We'll try to keep you abreast of further developments.

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