Sheriff's Have Sex in the Line of Duty
|In their dedicated effort to bust massage parlors in Virginia, local cops are first having sex with the women. Apparently pretty good sex, as in one instance an officer left a $350 tip! Sheriff Howard Smith of the Spotsylvania County Sheriff's Office said the detectives are only doing what has to be done in order to put a case together and nail down a conviction. |
He stressed that only unwed officers get to have sex. That certainly makes it alright. We can only hope that our area law enforcement does not get wind of this novel "tool" in fighting sin. We could not afford the overtime and tips.
The "undercover probe" points out how ludicrous things get when we allow supposed morality efforts to get out of hand. Before we laugh too hard at Virginia's errant effort being stripped bare to public scrutiny, Carlos Mayans bookstore busting efforts in this regard shows that we are hardly immune.